FACEBOOK SUCKS

I'm not thrilled about the idea of having a blog, but I must admit I was always curious. Was I jealous of my friend's blog, John Erusha, fuck no. I am jealous of nothing that John has. I got a blog, because FACEBOOK SUCKS! It's true. I try logging on today, and they're all like "Your Account Has Been Disabled" and I'm like why? And then they're like "You're being too abusive". TOO ABUSIVE?! FUCK YOU! Mark Zuckerberg can suck it. Like seriously, whatever happened to democracy? Do they ever even investigate these cases, or if one person reports someone else's account enough, will they automatically suspend it? This is bullshit. Now I have Twitter, and my blog. My only two friends in this world. And this blog isn't even a friend. This blog is like a cousin that you don't hate, but you'd rather be hanging out with someone else (no, I'm not talking about you facebook, you're dead to me. But yes I AM talking about YOU, JOEY MESCHER!). Twitter has always been pretty faithful to me, except for like two weeks ago when I went from 185 friends to 125 (follow me at twitter.com/senatorbrown). The drop in friends was due to a recent "clean" of Twitter. Much needed, but it hurts when you lose 1/3 of your followers. In any case, I am now trying to regain my followers from Twitter, one tweet at a time. I write this in room 404 of Birnkrant Hall, thinking about the challenges that face me ahead. Will I ever regain my facebook? Will I ever regain my followers on Twitter? And will I ever repost on this blog? I don't even know the name of this fucking website! I just googled "blog" and clicked on the first link. What if I never find my way back here, and this rant is lost in cyberspace forever? Probably won't worry too much about it, actually. When will blogs become 'cool'? Answer: Never. Ever. Yeah, that goes out to all you lame bloggers out there in the world. I am the Alpha-Blogger! And this is only my first. So anyway, I emailed facebook, but got tired of waiting for a response, so then I called them (had to ''google'' the number). I couldn't speak to a human, so I said "fuck it", and decided from that point on I would blog. I am going to become the biggest blogger in the world, you mark my words. So, post-epiphany, here I am. For those of you reading this, and wondering, why hasn't this kid mentioned Myspace? That's a laugh and a half! MYSPACE? I might as well crawl in a cave and die. Fuck, while I'm at it, why don't I whip out the old Xanga account? Because it's fucking lame! If you really want to see a myspace account, check out my old one myspace.com/frybrown182 you'll notice a Superman Trailer, a Facebook banner (which used to hold my profile picture, but has since vanished!) and this awesome Q&A I answered a while ago (oh, and it's stated that i am a 29 year old male, this is simply NOT true. I will never reveal my true age...17). The origins of frybrown182 are simple, my stupid ex-cousin (it's possible) Joey used to call me "fries". WHY? Because he is an uncreative fuck who has no sense of what comprises a nickname. Brown is my last name, and 182 derive from blink-182. I encourage all my former facebookers to get a blog. It sucks, but it's the cool new thing to do.**

**It's really dumb, never get one.

Peace out Internet,

Ryan Charles Brown